Feeling like Rodney Dangerfield

When the resident squirrel turns up on your doorstep demanding a new corn cob,

one can understand Mr. Dangerfield’s cry of: “I get no respect, I tell ya!”

What’s next? Will the squirrel bring its big brother? Will it be armed? Will it start a protest on our front lawn?

Who knows… I better go and hang up another cob for the greedy animal.

Crime Scene

No, this is not funny – this is evidence!

We are definitely not in the habit of hanging our Prosciutto over the back of the chairs; this is hard evidence of the stealing going on in this house if one walks away from the breakfast table for just a moment.

So, you cats, listen up:

The first time you got away with it.
The second time we disturbed you and we have the photo to prove it.
The third time… we live in CA and we have something called the “three strikes law.” So you better be careful.

Thieves! Bandits! Gangster!

Smurfs In SoCal?

Funny typo of the day:

FOR THE RECORD
Bell councilman: An article in Section A on Oct. 13 about Bell Councilman Lorenzo Velez referred to Bell as a city dominated by blue-color Mexican immigrants. It should have said blue-collar.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bell-councilman-20101009,0,2468561.story

Thanks for the correction; otherwise I would have taken my camera on a hunt for smurfs in Southern California!